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The Schedule:
"A Murder You Can't Refuse"
Written by Steve P. Kalomeris
April - June 2008
Welcome
fellow mobsters! You are invited to a momentous occasion. As you know, the Garelli Family and the Cornion Family (Both prosperous families in the “Waste Management”
business) have been at war for many years. They have both decide to end the hostilities
for one night, to try and make a lasting peace, and you’re invited! You’re
going to have to leave all weapons at the door. Hopefully it will help, because
as you all know. Guns don’t kill people.
We do!
Friday April 18th
7PM
Sergio's
5422 Merrick Rd Massapequa NY 11758
$49 pp includes all
516-541-6554
Sunday April 20th
5PM
The Cooperage Inn
2218
Sound Ave
Baiting
Hollow NY 11933
631-727-8994
$49.95 pp
Thursday May 8th
7pm
DaVinci's
118 Long Beach Rd
Island Pk NY 11558
516-889-3939
$49.95 includes all!
Saturday May 17th
50th Birthday Private Party
Friday May 30th
7PM
Sergio's
5422 Merrick Rd Massapequa NY 11758
$49 pp includes all
516-541-6554
Saturday June 28th
7PM
Sergio's
5422 Merrick Rd Massapequa NY 11758
$49 pp includes all
516-541-6554
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" The Fatal Family Reunion"
Written by Jeanette Balazs
July - August 2008
It’s time for The Fatal Family Reunion and of course you’re
invited, you’re family! Just try and stay away from Grampa Frank Fatal, he doesn’t want to be here, he is embarrassed
by his family. Aren’t you? Join us to find out what juicy secret Flora Fatal – Shotz is hiding. Don’t forget
Freddie Fatal with his revelation so explosive he is sure Grampa Frank will shoot him dead because of it! See what Crazy Cousin
Clementine is up to, and if Drunk Aunt Debbie can make it through the night without embarrassing herself. It’s the first
time in over 40 years that the Fatal/Shotz families will share the same space. Who will be the last family standing in this
notorious rivalry?
Saturday July 26th
7PM
Sergio's
5422 Merrick Rd Massapequa NY 11758
$49 pp includes all
516-541-6554
Saturday August 23rd
7PM
Sergio's
5422 Merrick Rd Massapequa NY 11758
$49 pp includes all
516-541-6554
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"Murder is Relative"
Written by JC Deely
September - October 2008
You
are cordially invited to the memorial service for everyone’s favorite multi-trillionaire philanthropist, Carter X. Cashcow
who was found drowned in one of his water purification plants. Come pay your respects to our dear friend
and try some tasty treats provided by the grieving widow Grandma Puddin. His daughter Cadence will be taking
up a collection for her church The Church of I Love Jesus in the back of the hall. Try not to fall in love
with his “dashing” godson Fabrizio D’Ambaci or his recently disowned son Blaine. And
by all means necessary do not get into an argument with his neice Marianne, last person who did…well I don’t know.
But also beware for the police suspect the entire family for the murder…well you know what they say…Murder
is Relative!
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